oh god i’m part of a not-actually-distinctly United States narrative aren’t I
more like crapitalism, m i rite
subtext: my workplace is downsizing so i have four months to find a job
to steal vicoactus's phrase, should i use “queer woman of faggot experience” on a cover letter to indicate my (past and present) intimate involvement in multiple sex-having demographics?
A few months ago my phone autocorrected “could” to “culo” in a text I almost sent to my boss and today it autocorrected “acquired” to “squirting.”
So that’s my life now I guess.